Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Some Awesome Addons for Enjoying WoW

I mentioned the Raid and I'm working on RP addons list.  But I've been asked about my addons before.  So I made a quick list of what I enjoy using and why.


MyRP
Its fun to read what people come up with!


Altoholic
I have..TONS of alts... TONS...  It helps me keep up with EVERYTHING!


AtlasLoot
Who drops what?  Now I know!  Its older then the journal but it includes list for PvP, Factions, Tier, ect for all classes/armors so when you have alts its a bit more info.


Skada
Gotta keep up with my damage!


SpeakinSpell
Its a fun addon..  Lets me make random jokes, gratz, and be strange without putting forth any effort...


Titan Panel
Its a bar at the top of the screen.  Has cords, gold and how much I'm making/spending, and other nifty stuff in a neat package.


Deadly Boss Mods
The timers on major attacks are great when tanking or healing a fight you've never done or when your too focused to pay attention!


Handy Notes
Yall see this in my screenies, it shows Rares, treasures, ect.  Its Handy!


Postal
Its a loot all mail in one go.  Helpful for my AH alt!



Okay, that was SUPER quick I know, but I mention some of these in other post so I didn't wanna go too hardcore with it.  You can check out the Raid Option or the RP (coming soon!) for more details but till then you now know...

What I actually use!  It really aint much... Im a simple girl...

Elve


Monday, May 29, 2017

Something New? Preping to hit 500!

As yall may of noticed, I changed the look of the blog abit.  That's because I'm redoing the design.

I'm quickly closing in on 500 (were already over 400!) and to celebrate I want to do a couple things.


1.  Offer a second Mascot.  We currently have Elve the Draenei Shammy.  But we could use a Horde one too. 

So I'm letting yall pick the race.  If you look to the left up top I have a poll.  Cast your vote!

The poll goes till we get to 475 (which I think will be July maybe August!).



2.  Make a custom background.  Oh yes, we all love the splattered background I've used for years but i'd love to do one including the two (or one) mascots.


3.  Offer a free background to followers!  Heh, yes I'm being serious.  I have this lovely follow by email option and i'd like to set it up to send anyone who subs to the site a free wallpaper.  I hope i'll be able to figure out how to do that and have one ready before then but this one really isn't my biggest issue.

4.  Offer the blog in different languages!  There is a nifty translator I can use and i'll be adding it in at some point.

5.  Over hauling the clutter!  The sides feel cluttered...  And while it includes needed info, it'll block the new background so its gotta be cleaned.

6.  Add a SEARCH BAR!  I'm not kidding.  I've added pages to make it easier to find the pet battles and Artifact articles but what about Gara?  Green Fire?  Achievements?  When you post 3+ times a week there is a lot to shift through and I try to use puns and jokes for titles.

So in the spirit of ease, I want to add tags to post and add a search bar. 

You may be asking why I didn't already... But give me a break!  When I first started it was once a month, then weekly..  Post were slower and so sparse that it wasn't a big deal to look through.

But since then I've done a shit ton more and I've offered more specific info.  Its not just a fun little blog of jokes and SELFIE's anymore.

I hope to have this done by 500, but I may be working on this for the next couple months...  Its over 400 post as it is and each one will need atleast 3 tags and i'll have to adapt code most likely.  Takes time!


7.  Do another Art segment!  Know what my popular post are?  The ones with REAL ART!  Well when I feature other peoples art I have to find it, get permission, write a post, let them know what I'm saying, what I'm posting, when, ect ect.  Its a good bit of back and forth making it more time consuming then a 10 page article on the reason starting at L1 is so important...  So I haven't been doing them as much.

But if your a artist and you wanna share your art then please feel free to comment, email, ect ect.  Tell me what you want to share and links to you and i'll post it with full credit!  I want to help you get exposure and if you save me some leg work i'll get to do it!  I'll feature you in a couple post if you have enough to share. 


8.  Did you know the first blog was started July, 28, 2012?  That means I've been posting for 5 years this July!  I moved to blogger in Feb 2015.  Think we should do something for the 5 years of this?  Or should we celebrate it in Feb... Hmm...



All that being said, yall have rocked.  The continued support, watching my numbers grow with each post has been amazing.  And all of it is thanks to you the reader!  You listen to my rambles and keep coming back and you mean the world to me!  I hope to keep interacting with you for years to come as we grow more!


Elve

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Breaking the Allure


Little murlocs are humanoid...  Know what all humanoids fear?  The walking dead. (see what I did there?)

So three undead.  Go nuts!  I love the AoE Undead like Graves, boneshard, creepy crate, ect.

So really its a easy take down with few requirements besides being undead with undead attacks.  I didn't even need my third pet because its that easy... You are seriously taking candy from babies..

Happy Hunting yall.

Elve

Friday, May 26, 2017

Gamers want a Beach Body Too Part 2: Work It

You heard me... Workout.

Now this is still home... No gym



1.  Where's free time?

Waiting on a raid/queue, flying, loading screen, waiting on a raid to wipe...  You got the idea?  If there is a moment where you are going 30 seconds or more without doing something besides social then use that for a quick workout!


I take 5 minutes twice a day to feed my dogs... During this time I do squats, arm curls, and lunges. 

When flying on a path or just aimlessly across the world I stand and march in place and touch my toes.

When I need to pay attention but not really do the keys i'll just get up and then sit.  Over and over...  (I do that a lot with lowbie healing or questing with Nav...)

You got the picture?  Find stuff you can do in reps of 5-10 for shorter waits.  And do what you can when you can.



2.  Fidget!


Yes, shake your legs, bounce in your chair, get up and down... That movement being kept constant is burning calories and building muscle.  Just don't forget to change sides.


3.  Dude where's my mount?

In real life we get to ride at 16 and usually have our own mount by mid 20s...  But maybe walking would work better.

Take a walk around your area or a track and enjoy your area or just to the mail box and back.  Have a dog?  Go walk Fido! 

I know this requires leaving the house but fresh air and sun light are good for you.  I hated Pok√©mon Go but there was many a pale face wondering the streets...  It's time to do that again...

Walks are great times to be social, listen to music/audio books, or just get your head straight and blow off steam.  And because your not jogging/running you don't have to worry about flapping about or building up too much sweat...  The cardio alone is great for your heart and body and you can work up to power walking, jogging, and then running as you go.


4.  Invest in equipment you'll USE!  Then Use it while being entertained!

Treadmills/bikes, great to do while binge watching TV/YouTube. 

I got a cheap peddle machine that fits under my desk.  I sit and peddle while I play WoW and it works.  Sadly, I have well muscled legs already so its not as effective to me as it was Nav.

But having equipment that can be used while your being entertained is a great investment for your health.


I know heart rate and blah blah...  But trust me, better to work a muscle then sit and stare at the screen! 


This stuff works well for me and even 5 more minutes of activity a day is better then you think and none of this really takes you away from gaming for long if at all!

Elve

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Frost DK Artifact

Finally got my DK up to snuff for Legion!  She'll be the first one I try that isnt 100 too.  So lets see how much L99 hurts.  o.<


Start off by death gating "Home"!

Ooo... Surprise thing vid... I wont spoil.  ;3 

Follow the Highlord, get to the port... Abit of funny side RP/Convos to walk by...  Leave me alone, im easily amused..

Ooh, its not a port, just a opener... Oookay then.  o.O

Ah first mobs... First off:  Ow...  We now lack all the usual healing we had so...  Ow...  (I also have a 685 and 605 weapon so my damage is lower then it should/could be) 

Fun Fact:  That mechanic your suppose to dodge in ICC?  It doesnt HURT but it does STUN now...  So yah..

So pick a side, kill, get shards..  (Fun fact!  If you control one of the mobs with control dead you can get them to kill each other and make your life abit easier!)

Along the way theres a cool puzzle with our favorite stone bats...  You kill them and then DG them back onto the platform.  (Just stand on the opposite side against the rim)  Sadly, mine bugged.  So when the second wouldnt move I stood on the thing myself and it worked.

For the first guy you'll fight... Get out of the WW...  He wont follow shockingly.

Next guy just needs a silence during heal... Irony:  Curses the light but uses HOLY LIGHT?!

Third:  Just dodge the shield or use your shield to eat it...

Last Shard:  You can silence hammer and absorb the AoE with shield if you want but hes not too special.

NOW!  To the Throne to kill the Lich Kin-- oh wait...

Well, up all the same... Time to magic up two swords from the badass sword every DK wanted in Wrath... That Blizz teased us with as a weapon...

Ah fuck... Back into the blades... Always hated that... For those who dont know the lore, what you'll see is the true face of the lich king.  The Orc... Ner'zhul.  He corrupted the blade and and Arthas and made them puppets. 

Soo.. The fight...  If your not moving you did something wrong.  From spikes in the floor to Ner'zhuls magic balls of ow and Arthas slamming infront of him...  Move Thy Ass.

Upside, you can single target the ice to proc free death strikes...  And if you push to stay a few yards to the left or right of the moving orc you'll be able to dodge the orbs easily...

I found the easiest thing to do was to move around enough to not get hit by the orbs by treating Ner as a moving clock piece.  If hes at 12 im at 3 or 9.  If hes at 9 im at 12 or 6.  You get the idea..  I also just took the slams and used my sycthe to blast through a couple of the ice and proc death strike enough to get back to 100% before going back to full on Arthas.

About 25% theres a "add" phase.. He summons undead and you have to kill them before they reach him or he heals.  And its big chunks so kill as best you can as quickly as possible..  Theres packs of giest, ghoul and zombie.


Then kill him again as above.  Once hes down you'll get sent out.

Boom.  Blades... Now that "Blessing"



And back home! 

Done!


I give this a fricking 8/10...  True im a 99 but even Nav said it was pretty hard (and he had raid gear from Warlords on..)  So even with my lack of gear the mechanics were abit tricky and took alittle time and the damage was pretty massive for a spec that had all its healing ripped away...  Cool factor though?  20/10!  This is one of the coolest lines i've done and very DK authentic.  It touched on the Lore and had some fun quirks.  Plus the mechanics made it more interactive then most of raid fights.
So a cool but Ouchy artifact... Excuse me while I warm up now!

Elve


Sunday, May 21, 2017

Happy Mother's Day!

To all the mothers in WoW, from the Stone Mother to Panda Mama (she's actually a friend.  Love you hun!)

Love from me to all you Gaming momma's that can juggle work, life, kids, and still game!  Yall are the real super heroes!  :D

Elve

Saturday, May 20, 2017

Rocking Rocko



Skunk.  You need a Skunk.  You need the Healing of bleat and a strong direct heal to deal with the AoE.  A deer of the sort could work too.


Bring out your 20+ healers to start.  Then your Healer.  Start with the AoE Heal and then direct heal as the need arises.  But your bleat will stay on CD.

Just continue down that road as long as possible and you'll be set!

Elve


PS, this guys a SOB to get to if you cant stealth because hes deep in the cave... Needless to say, I tend to skip this one but others may feel differently.

Friday, May 19, 2017

Gamer's want Beach Bodies too Part 1: Eating Habits

This is a given....  Not all of us are married, cooks, have time, appliances, budget, ect ect...

Just stop there and hear me out.


If you can afford to eat out or get a drink more then once a month then you can afford to eat stuff other then ramen and snack cakes or hot pockets...


If you can read this blog, facebook, read, do ANYTHING outside of work and sleep... Then you can make time to cook!


That all being said here is my thoughts for these issues so even if your stubborn you'll get it.


1.  Make Ahead Meals

There are HUNDREDS of blogs about people who only cook once a month all the way to once a YEAR but eat home cooked every night!  They do this by taking 2-6 hours to prep a bunch of meals using similar ingredients so that all they have to do is thaw and heat the meal.


You can do the same!  If you don't wanna COOK IT right then, then just make bags of stuff to freeze and crockpot it!


I do not suggest freezing:  Uncooked potatoes (They will turn black if they were fresh ones) or pasta (if your need to this, pasta is a bad choice because it'll absorb moisture while thawing and heating leading to mushy pasta even if its uncooked.  Save that for when your cooking is over 600)

But outside of that, this works great. 

I personally freeze up to 70 meals plus smoothie packs once a month.  I cook maybe once or twice for a few hours for a ready made meal every meal but breakfast when I blend a smoothie and have a bagel or omlet.


2.  Crockpot

As mentioned above this is a great invention...  Just make a large crockpot full and have 3+ meals out of it.  Just turn it to warm once its cooked.  Naturally it shouldn't sit out for days...  But I've found that under 40 hours is fine myself...  Especially with stews, soups, and chili.  Just keep it warm enough to stave off bacteria and add a bit of liquid every plate full to keep it steaming.


Naturally, do that at your own risk (Its what WE do, but I am like a panda...  Iron stomach.  I also have enough experience to know when something has gone bad...).  I don't suggest leaving things like meat or dairy type items going long after finishing.. 


Some of my favorites are:  Baked potatoes, Chicken dishes (Tacos, BBQ, Faijtas, ect ect-Crockpots do GREAT chicken), Chili/soup/stew, and Lasanga!  But check out other sites, plenty of choices.


3.  Treat it like a game.

Your a gamer... Make it a game.  Your leveling a skill when cooking, gaining exp, and maybe working on rep (if you feed others).  Needless to say, its a lot more interesting.  Have a special "Reward" like a cookie or a portion of cash towards a game/item (If you spend 7 on average in fast food per meal but what your cooking is only 5 dollar average (My meals tend to be 1-3 dollars but I'm talking more high end here) that's saving 2 bucks a meal.  That means by the end of the month you've saved $180 average per person.  Even with only half of that you can preorder new games, pay for time, get tokens...  You get my point?


4.  Go for the cold.


That longest part of cooking IS COOKING!  Subs and salads are cold and very quick and can be made ahead if you know you wont have time to prep before the meal.  And they are SO easy to customize to your liking.  Easy!


5.  Don't starve

Snacking is good because when your hungry for long periods your body starts trying to STORE fat for later thinking it wont eat again... 

So have healthy, portioned out snacks on hand.  A baggy of veggies, nuts, fruit, ect.  Every once in awhile toss chips or cookies into the mix as a indulgent.




Now you might be asking what this shit has to do with a better body, let me tell you.  Empty calories sound made up but that's mainly what fast food and snack foods are..  So by cooking your own food, knowing its made the way you like it and waiting can help fight off those tempting pit stops.

Same with those snacks...  Grab pre cut veggies and a dip or dressing, or fruits... It all is a lot healthier.  But if you must have a sweet, make it yourself and sneak in health things like grated carrots, banana instead of oil/eggs, pieces of dried fruit, or try a vegan option (I'm not vegan myself but they have some super creative ways to make your favorite things in a MUCH healthier way.)




Lastly, lets try and simmer away from those fizzy drinks...  I know Mt Dew and Red Bull is a staple to you, but lets try Lemonade and green tea...



Keep in mind I'm not saying you can NEVER indulge... But just attempting to switch even half the time will give a Huge difference in your health.  I fully believe that simply cutting fast food and soda can help most people drop 20% of their weight at the very least... Mainly because its greased up sugar and chemicals!  But by making your own food your more involved in the process and more likely to add items that are healthy like veggies and fruit.  And how much your eating at a time.

This also is NO diet plan...  Just suggestions that I know can improve your lifestyle and the amount in your wallet... The store might be 200 up front but if your averaging 10 bucks a meal, and 20-25 a day per person to eat out then I think your wallet will look fuller too (for games!)




That's all for this installment.  I know there will be atleast two more so see you next week and i'd love some feedback.

Elve

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Feral Druid Artifact



Lets go rogue!  Ya...  Because druids are now toting TWO daggers?!  We wear leather... Yah thats a rogue!!

All the same, take a quick trip and start your chain... Yes-QUEST CHAIN!  You actually turn in get more! Multiples!  Thats a first for Artifacts...  Feel like im just doing  Val'Sharah..

Rifle corpses, free people, sounds like bloody damn Dragonblight atm!!

Watch a guy steal stuff, piss of big guy, kill big guy.. More quest...

Now take a guys mount... Find NPC...  This Artifact feels lack luster so far.. Its like regular questing!
Damn he got far...

Oh well, here it gets abit interesting.  Similar to making your class hall, kitty form is used to sniff him out.  But its only alittle at a time making it feel more real.

Open the door by hitting the keys (it took a minute for it to pop).  Back on the trail!  Well, hes crazy...  Fun taking shit from crazies...

Onward.. I guess...  OOoh!  Cool jump... Sorry, got distracted!  (Cant you tell I write these as I do them?  HAH!)

And no surprise, we have to kill him!  Slash, slash... Get stunned?  Damn coward...  And off we go again on the trail... (Side note, worgens should be able to follow without kitty form!  Were WOLVES damnit!  Why can druids go WOLF yet?! )

Spiders... Why spiders...

Welp, Kill, maim... Finally get daggers!  Yay!

Longass ride back... Show off that sexy kitty armor.

Congratz-Archdruid!

How hard was this?  Stupidly easy if you use stealth... My gear was ick and my weapon ick.. Still easy.  I'd give it a 3.

Till next time!

Elve

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Only you can Prevent Forest from being taken over by a mini Rag!



Three strong waters!  These Elementals suck..

The first one hurts like a truck.  Second one hurts a little less but can block damage.  The last hurts a bit but heals like bloody crazy!

I find Skitters, sliders, and the like are great for this.  And I love Frog Kiss so when I ran out of the others I grabbed a froggie.

Pump, Jet, Jet, Heal.  You pretty much just heal and use jet as a filler till either YOU are about to die or that the other pet will be killed by pump.  I cant stress that enough, pump is a 10% increase to your damage if you keep it up but if you only use pump then its of limited use because two jets can equal about the same damage as 2 rounds wasted on trying to get one pump off.


When your frogs finally out you'll start with Kiss, jet, heal.  From that point on you just keep kiss on CD and heal after that when able with Jet as the filler.


Doing this I don't always need the froggie but its a great, solid back up and if the crits as too painful I know the frog can take on two of the pets and still come out on top.


Happy Hunting!

Elve

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Balance Druid Artifact



If your into the Warcraft comics, you've heard about this artifact already!  Basically this is the weapon that brought on the Worgen curse to begin with and was used to control a druid WOLF form (one with series rage issues that lead to the followers being banished due to the lack of control...)  Worgens have seen a inkling of this lore and long time druids would of seen tid bits before this as well (Though SFK, even the old one never covered this since those worgen werent actually druids-more like lycanthrophy.)

Okay, nerdy moment done...

So get some use out of the portals and get to finally use that port in Duskwood! (Havent been their since Vanilla..)

Off the bat, its THERE?  That seems tooo easy... Well, Assassination by a dark rider!  Sounds like Gilneas all over again, but now were off to Kara!  Hah, im kidding, were playing errand boys in Duskwood first..

So to the Manor to find clues!  New friend?  Yay... Escort...

I'll save you those details, but you'll learn about the Dark Riders during the ride there, do alittle killing, and get a few threats.

Time to search the camp!  Hope its not booby trapped...

Well, I guess now the chicken chases the wolf... There are some weird people at Blizz... If your like me, yah went birdy and flew along just above the ground..

Oooh... Under Kara... Is it wrong to think there would be upside down sinners room here?  I know it was abit twisted but it was a cool feature back when... I know, geeking out again.

FYI-OW!  As someone who usually plays bear... This kind of hurt.  o.<  These mobs hit in numbers and hit like trucks...

With the grabbing arms your SUPPOSE to Solar beam... But you can Rejuv and walk right through... It only took 50% of my health.

So, get trolled, follow the guy, fight the guy... (Root when hes worgen to keep from getting stunned, dont stand in stuff, ect)

And boom!  You have the staff all worgens want!

Now for the score card...

I did this as Balance, used the 740 staff, and was 102...

How hard was it?  I'd give it a freaking 5/10 over all.  The first part was easy as could be but the catacombs, they had some pain.. easily a 8...Though I didnt go root crazy to slow the damage income because I knew I could handle the damage enough to kill them first.

It was pretty quick and was very fun and different.


Elve


SIDE NOTE:

While In Val you can randomly find feral worgens to free while using this staff.  Its a cool lore piece but has no real reward as far as I can see.

Monday, May 8, 2017

WTF 21: With the FEELS!



Those Twin poppies... From Elysa the Flower (Jarl's Feast World Quest) came from her twins...

We killed some kids mom..  This is WoW... Senseless violence and death...

But that's fucking harsh blizz!


Saturday, May 6, 2017

Surging Mana Crystal? Only in WoW can you fight that!



Three lovely little mana lings...  So a strong dragonkin and pretty much solo it.

I love the Ony Whelp but a tail whip and heal will do it.  Just Tail whip twice and then heal.  From there on keep your heal on CD and there yah go.

I used two leveling pets.  A 20+ and a level 1.  I like having a 20+ so if I screw up I have that back up... Or if I get screwed over and receive a hundred and one crits...


Easy, peases.  Its not a huge amount of EXP but getting 1-5 is a decent amount.  Just don't forget to put on your hat!

Elve

Friday, May 5, 2017

Gamer's want Beach Bodies too!

We all know what the term "beach body" means...  But assuming you've heard different terms, its loosely meaning looking like a model while wearing a swim suit... Thin, pretty, toned. 

Now not all gamers are chubby but I think most of us have a couple pounds we can stand to shed.  It could be the junk we snack on, the soda, beer, energy drinks... Lack of movement...

You get the idea.


But not having that stubborn fat roll can increase your life span which means more gaming and despite what some think, working out 24/7 will kill you just as fast as doing nothing.  So we need a happy medium.


So I wanted to come up with some ideas to help my readers trim up a bit without leaving home.


Some of it is common sense...  But common sense aint worth shit if you aren't actually doing it...


So my need for more post will be filled... With some of THESE ideas!


It'll be starting the 19th and I hope yall don't mind the interlude (Trust me, I love WoW but I need a filler till I restock screenies/SELFIEs so please send some in, request guides, ect... I need stuff for Fridays!)


So thanks for staying with me this long and I hope you enjoy this little series while I work up my stocks again!

Elve

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Children's Week 2017

((Nothing new 2017))

Lets start with the toys.

A green and Yellow balloon sold by the toy venders in SW or Org.  10 silver each!


Pets:

Ally/Horde:
Whiskers-Rat
Speedy-Turtle
Scooter-Snail
Mr Wiggles-Piglet


Outlands (Shatt):
Egbert-Bird in a egg!
Peanut-Elekk
Willy-Baby Beholder
Legs-Mini Strider


Northrend (Dal)
Oracle Hatchling
Wolvar Pup



All of these pets can be gotten by doing a laundry list of quest. 


Ally/Horde Set:

First Set:

Take them on a special ride (Horde goes to Azshara for a rocket, Ally goes to Westfall for a motorcycle ride).

Visit a Cool Leader (Horde sees Sylvanas in UC while Ally is hitting Darn. to visit Malfurion)

See a Fallen Leader.  This one gives abit of recent lore too.  (Horde goes to Mulgore to see Cairne Bloodhoof while Ally goes to IF to see Bronzebeard.)


Second set:

ICECREAM! Yap, your getting them sugary sweets.  (Horde goes to Goblin slums of Org while Ally hits the Mage Quarters in SW)

Fly a Kite! (The same toy vendor in SW or Org that sold your balloon sells Dragon Kite 2 packs.  Buy and fly a kite with your orphan out!)


Last Set:

Turn your orphan back in (after buying a sword rack from that same vendor!) and receive your pet, a pay off (5 gold..), or (new 2015) a pet care package that has battle stones, pet items, and pug costumes!



Shatt Orphans:

First Set:

Both sides will want to see the Dark Portal.

Visit a land mark-Ally goes to Auchindoun in the Ring by Summon Stone, Horde goes to Nagrand to see the Throne of Elements.


See/Make a friend!  Horde you'll be going to Zang. to meet the Muchroom people and Hch'uu while Ally goes to Nagrand to meet Jheel the girls brother.



Second Set: 

Both will want to visit Caverns of Time where you'll get them a Toy Dragon from the Quarter Master Alurmi.


Seeing their peoples home is next.  In this case Horde goes to see the Tauren Chieftians in SMC.  Ally heads to Exodor to make two stops:  First to see O'ros the Naaru and then the Farseer in Crystal Hall.



Last Set:

Now you turn in and receive the same rewards (but different pets) as you did with the first set!



Dal Orphans

They will want go to Grizzly Hills and Grizzlemaw. 

Next the Bronze Dragonshrine in Dragonblight.

Playmats! must be made in Borean Tundra with the murlocs of Winterfin retreat.

Next is Un'goro crater's Shapers Terrace to meet Etymidian.  But never fear, you take a waygate in Sholazar Basin if you don't want fly from Uldum or Caverns of Time.

Back to Dragonblight and to the Wyrmrest Temple!  The little orphans want to meet the Great Dragon Queen, Alexstrasza.

Now its getting late.  Back to Dal with you, ah but don't forget their toy!  Over to Wonderworks you'll buy them a Small paper Zeppelin (not the kit) and throw it to them.

Now the fun ends.  Back to the Matron to turn in.  Same rewards but you can get your orphan as a pet via mail!

Is that last part creepy..?




Well now that you got a run down lets talk Achievements!


Aw isn't it Cute?
The first ones free, just do the quest to earn a pet.


Bad Example
Each sweets in front of children!  (They must be out to get credit)

Craft or buy from the AH a Delicious Chocolate Cake and Tasty Cupcake.
Grab a Tigule and Foror's Strawberry Ice Cream from Alowicious in Org or Emmithue in SW.
Red Velvet Cupcake, Dalaran Doughnut, Dalaran Brownie, and Lovely Cake (to get a slice) from Aimee in Dal.


Daily Chores
Because adults have Dailies.  Turn in 5 quests with your orphan watching.


Hail to the King, Baby!  (Orphan MUST be out for kill!)
Go to UP and kill King Ymiron (Last boss).  If level capped do it on Heroic for a chance and the mount off another boss.  If your in the higher 70s, grab exp by que.


Home Alone
Hearth via the stone while the Orphan watches!


School of Hard Knocks  (Orphans MUST BE OUT FOR EACH EVENT!!)
This one will actually take time and patience.  Also Luck.  Don't wait around to start this one.

Capture a Flag in Eye of Storm.  (Sit in the middle and snag the flag then run it to any of the four bases your fraction owns.  You cannot mount so invest in daze free speed increases like speed pots!  You also cannot stealth)

Assault a tower in Alterac Valley.  To Assault means to claim.  That means they must OWN for it to count.  You don't have to keep it, just click it. 

Assault a flag in Arathi Basin.  Same idea as the one above but you have 5 areas.  The one always owned by the opposing fraction will be Stables and Farm (so if you see a opening, assault) but the other three tend to go back and forth leaving you lots of chances as long as your moving.

Return a Flag in Warsong Gulch.  This one... It can be a *itch.  This requires two things.  One: For them to STEAL the flag.  and TWO: for you to Kill them AND be the first in the click fest to hit the flag.  You've got to fight the PvPers for this because that flag can be picked up again plus theres a Achieve to return 5 flags in a game.


Again, don't forget this don't count without the orphan watching so macro it if you have to, to resummons after each death.



Veteran Nanny (Not part of Meta)

This WILL take three years.

On the SAME CHARACTER collect Peanut, Egbert, and Willy (from the Shatt orphans) by doing Childrens Week.  You cannot just buy them.  You cant use multiple characters.  It'll just take time.  But its not part of the Meta anymore so its cool!



That's all for this guide, catch me again for the next holiday!
Elve

Monday, May 1, 2017

New Page Added! Legion Artifacts

Start the new month off right with a announcement:  The Artifact Page!


This one contains all the artifact's I've posted on (including Hidden Appearance and Guides!)

So go check it out, you can find it here or you can find it just above on the bar with Pet Battle Index.

Elve