Friday Guide: Noble Garden

March 28th to April 4th (just a day late...!)

((Nothing new added for 2016))


Its Easter in WoW and oh isnt it fun!


Each town outside the starting area is full of eggs that you open and trade for pets, mounts, and even a poly book!  But rather then bore you with cords, i'll give you tips on getting those eggs.


Try during off times.  Right after work or school the zone is packed!  Its a battle of clicks.


Avoid the more "popular" areas.  This means Goldshire, Falcon Square, and Razor Hill.


Dont run, pick a empty spawn to camp.  In the old days it was a train of people running.  First to the egg got the egg and the others kept going.  Now everyone camps a spawn.  But if your doing this DONT try to "Share" the spawn or kick a person there before you out.  Its rude and going to hurt you both.


Know how many you need and plan accordingly.  If you only want the mount then dont camp after the 500, your wasting your time and taking from other players!





Rewards you'll want to buy:


**Mount (500)

Spring Rabbit pet (needed for achievement, can find in eggs you farm, 100)

**Tome of Poly: Rabbit (100, mages only)

**Mystical Spring Bouquet (100, new in 2015, cant get in the eggs)

Of course theres also the Tux, robes, and circlets.  But since there arent rare from the eggs and give achievements to find...


**Save and buy these items first, you can get more eggs to buy the other items if you dont already have them from the eggs you've picked up!


Speaking of...!


Achievements:


Blushing Bride-Wear the Tux shirt and pants and /kiss a person in the elegant dress.

If you wanna be nice run around in the dress when you get it and make that achievement easier for someone!  All three items can be bought or found in eggs.


Chocolate Lover-Eat 25 Eggs.   
Followed by:  Chocoholic-Eat 100 eggs!

Save this one for last if you want the items!



Desert Rose-Use Spring Robes to plant flowers in the listed zones.

Badlands-Eastern Kingdoms (Ironforge or Twilight Highlands are closes ports)

Desolace-Kalimdor (Fly from Darnassus, Moonglade, or Hyjal)

Silithus

Tanaris

Thousand Needles

The last three are southern Kalmidor.  You can fly to them from Desolace or by taking the Caverns of Time or Uldum port there.




While there, hit up Un'Goro for this next achievement...!



Hard Boiled-Lay an egg in the Ungoro Hot Springs!

With a friend (or random from finder) go to Golakka Hot Springs and trade polymorph from Blossoming Branches and sit in the water till you lay an egg.  Done!




I Found One!


The first ones always free...!



Noble Garden-Hide a Noblegarden egg in SW or SMC (depends on fraction).


Cost 5 eggs to buy and you can pick it up right after laying it.



Shake your Bunny Maker!-Because Blizz is pervy.


Buy Spring Flowers or get them from a egg and go around looking for female 18+s to give them bunny ears.

God that sounds more like your looking for legal girls for the Bunny ranch... Blizz is fucking naughty!


You can do this one after the Event passes, do never fear!



Spring Fling-Help your pet find love.


Go to the listed towns and let your Spring Rabbit out till it gets marked off.  It'll find love and all that with another players rabbit...

Dirty, dirty Blizzard.




These arent needed for the Meta but hey!


Sunday Finest-Get the Tux shirt and pants from opening eggs! 



Dressed for the Occasion-Get a Elegant Dress from opening eggs!



Didnt I tell you it was worth not buying those?  Plus if your looking for 100-500 eggs, you should find it... They arent that rare.

If the fates deny your rolls, I am not responsible!







Happy Egg hunts!