Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Destro Artifact Warlock

Ahh.. Plaguelands... We knew you well... In the DK spree.  Thank goodness we dont need a death trap from a mage (or to be horde) to get there quickly after a quick trip from Crater thanks to Dal's port.  A soulstone is no longer needed, this port wont kill... Just hurt.  A lot.  If your a PvPer you might wanna stone and cookie up as a incase.

Oh Scholo... The place of carnage and pain... Much like High School.

Oh look, cultist... And items to gather up, lovely!

A notice, Logbook, and letter... Hmmm, I smell lore... Eh... Not so much unless your into logs...

Demo note... Infernal is a clumsy oaf... Regret use...

Oooh, a little RP... Nice... Now to steal from the stealers!  What?  Were not paladins.

After their dead our little wrym arrives and you'll get a scroll kind of saying why your there... If you care.

Now our little "Friend" has an idea for us not to get killed by a certain orc.. We act as a double agent in hopes that we can steal our new weapon... Wonder if that glowing spot light and animation will tip him off to us stealing it?

Well... Off we go into the way-cooler-then-ours portal!

Tol... What fond memories of slaughter... Im seeing a pattern here...

This part acts as a scenerio, so no fear for non PvPers.

Make your way through the demons and into the crappy little building in the hill straight ahead. 

There a orc and nightborne await you...  They want you to scout ahead and find a survior to get info...

Joooy...

Oh fuck, he knows were a hero...  Better pull him anyway, owes us and all... *would rather break chain*  Im going to break the chain!  *laughs evilly*  Bye bye little elf!  Ohh... This chains getting more enjoyable... If only that part had audio.

Oh well, back to the others!  I wonder who I will pick off next.  Hmm... Or did the orc already kill the elf?

Maybe... The orc tried to kill me.  Stupid Green Skin... Very stupid..

Oh, elf lives!  Lets follow him then... He found our next item.

Fight to it, kill the dead and demons.. Ladi-lala..  Now The Hold... Through a Portal... Okidokie..

Around the prison, straight to our target... Infernal now useful.

For this boss, watch your feet and watch for special attacks... My demon kept threat so I just had to keep out of fire.  Easy-peasey.

Now take that closet to Dal!  Ah... The lock closet... 

Now lets take pretty... Bat... To Tomb and stop the world ending ritual.

Oh... Shit.. This is where the King died...  Well, thats kind of tragic.

Well, Gul'dan hasnt forgot us and pits us against elfy to prove our loyality... Good thing were not attached or anything.  Off with his head! 

Now.. Our prize... With tons of demons on looking... This is looking sucidal.  Oh well.. Good day to die.

Yay Weapon... Now lets fudge up the portal so we can escape.  Thank you Friend, that closet looks like a great place to hide!

F* You Friend, you dropped me in a PvP zone sewer!  (And the assholes on Uldum have no issue trying to kill a lowbie that just ported in... You heard me you assholes... -.-  You can kiss my ass because if I see you on my main I will kill you with a rabbit.  My gnomes Mecho Rabbit.)

But seriously Blizz, why arent we sent to the rift or outside our portal there?  Really.

Well we pissed off Gul'dan, made a bunch of demons and cultist catch fire, and got a weapon.  Yay.




All in all, as a 109 Demo in heirlooms it was pretty easy (slow with my low dps, but easy).  3/10.

Happy hunting!

Elve

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