11th Annivesary!

Because I couldn't do it Monday, I want to say what a honor it is to see you all at the 11th year mark for WoW!


Its been one hell of a trip.


So, 'nough of the mush, heres what you really want:  Goodies.


This year we get Two Achieves, both Feats of Strength!

First logging on, and for using a item... ;3


Said items are:  VanCleef Costume (We miss you ya damn vile-rabid dog of a laborer!)

A INFLATABLE THUNDERFURY!  Which awards a achievement that memes a very old, long standing tradition with trade where someone would say "Did someone say..." and then link the ever longed for Thunderfury.  But only 5 charges on it...



Next you get two BoA wands that turn people in Murlocs or Gnolls (Hogger!)



Lastly... A rep/exp 11% boost for a hour.  ---Can NOT be Mailed, Buff falls off when logged out---

After last year and seeing the Core are a boosted raid, this stuff is pretty dull.  Sadly, all of it has charges and wont be used for fear of losing it.  Hopefully we'll see them as toys soon instead.


Happy Anniversary my friends!

Elve

WTF Challenge 3

I had to rush this one, but do any of you watch American Dad?  Well, this one reminded me of a episode where Hailey wanted to be a news Anchor, Roger of course is a greedy-sterotype trash reporter, and Steve is proving to be awkward with sex.

Well, Steve was given the chance to ask his sex ed teacher any question (anonymously, of course) and asked if a Vagina was "a vacuum that sucked a man up inside it." 

You can see where this belt just clicked that thought in my head...  I know its suppose to be shaman-ie and all but when you get it on a hunter and you notice is a mini tornado above your undies...

It turned into a vacuum that sucks a guy inside in my head.  I actually got a imagine in my head of a nude (WoW style nude ya pervs... Still had his briefs on) worgen trying to swim in a tornado as he got sucked into the belt...  Then I burst into tears I was laughing so hard. 


I have a strange mind.  Lets just say MY MIND is the WTF of the month, shall we?

Elve

Nearly Headless Jacob and a Big Adventure

Two fast critters will do what ya need.  I personally enjoy a hard hitter with DoTs paired with a Multi-Hitter (such as stampeade and Flurry).  Either way faster is better.


If using a Elekk you can start with it to take the Doom which will save you ALOT of pain.  You can also take the Revival phase to switch it in to take damage or just apply DoTs or start a Stampeade to make it end quicker on next pet.


If using a leveling pet, be weary of its level.  If it can take about 800-1k worth of damage, start with it to take doom (Mechanical or Magic pets of any level could do this).  If its lower, then bring it in during a "Unkillable" phase.



This was a decent fight, as you can tell it wasn't a solo pet kill and my plushie was used to take damage.  But I did beat it with this team.


Happy Hunting!

Elve

More SELFIES!

Again, a big thank you to Navvy for sharing these.  <3  If any of you wanna send in some of your own, comment below or send me a line!

 

Rawr!  My Arse is cold.

 

 

 

 

 

I gots a dog house on the lake!

 

 

 

 

 

Not so Scary Scarecrow.

 

 

 

 

Is that a troll cum face...?  >>;

 

 

 

 

Hey.. that's not part of the Achieve!  But I DO look good in that tabard...

Elve

Achievement Pursuit: Calavera

I know its a silly achievement with no reward but the points, but really who doesn't like getting to beat up their friends with this?


Quick Facts:

The old method of getting the achievements (AKA fighting in instance) no longer works.

Your suppose to be able to continue to get these points even after Day of the Dead is over.

You must duel for this to count.

You both must have the buff.

Im not waiting till next year to post this because it might get "Fixed" again before then and my info be wrong!  D:





So, the old method was to go into a instance with a nearby graveyard and beat each other senseless.  You could even have multiple people attacked for quicker counts.


This stopped working once the costume became a toy.

PS, these are now toys and count towards the collection achievements!




Current method (As of 2015)


Two players put on costumes and duke it out in a duel.  Loser loses the costume while winner stays in theirs.


Best way to do this is to get a group of 10+ people and pick a "fighter."  That person will go around dueling the others till their buff falls off.  At this point the fighter will join ranks and be attacked by another person.  You just go on and on till everyone has it.  If you do this on Day of the Dead you should have no issue except with keeping people in AFTER their achievement. 

Just remember you have to /duel and both be in costume.  If everyone takes off their armor or uses lower level players it'll go faster.  DKs with the Talent Purgatory will count as two kills since you can hit them again.


Why 10+?  Because ideally you'll need atleast 15 seconds average per person (if their at max) to knock them down with 2 minutes on the costume.  This will take roughly 3 or so minutes if everything is "perfect" but were going to say you have a few that aren't cap and that someone gets REALLY lucky and just gets to sweep kick over and over which will reduce the time.  Assuming its not perfect, but average, that gives the start of the circle time to rebuff and be ready without ever stopping.

I suppose you could do it about 5 if each person have more then one costume to keep them applied in the shortest amount of time.




If you cant have that big a group, then you can just trade kills with a friend.  I suggest you both be DKs with Purgatory and make life easier with a 2 kill spree.  You'll still be stuck waiting on costume cooldowns so why not speed it up where ya can?



I hope this will help a few of you.  To be honest, I have a cruddy flu that I can shake so I just needed a quick post.  But someone out there can put this to use and to them I hope they enjoy!


Elve